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nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

cokeflow:

I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you

vanconcastiel:

Plot twist

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog